my fashion goals are for people to look at me and think “she was born on the moon and her blood is stardust”
Miranda. Vagabond and International Woman of Mystery. Once a Londoner, Always a Londoner. Gryffindor. INFP. Here you will find: History. Literature. Art Museums, Quirky British Things, Sturm und Drang, Pretty Boys with Cats, and Empresses. I am most likely imaginary, but don't let that stop you.
Otters on the Flight Deck
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