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Miranda. Vagabond and International Woman of Mystery. Currently a Londoner. Gryffindor. INFP. Here you will find: History. Literature. Art Museums, Quirky British Things, Sturm und Drang, Pretty Boys with Cats, and Empresses. I am most likely imaginary, but don't let that stop you.
Otters on the Flight Deck
Otters on the Flight Deck
Hi I’m Jacob BagofDicks* and I’m afraid of cuddles
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
THIS IS WAR
SOMEONE CALL THE RAJ
miranda was talking about how good the british empire was and i said ‘yeah maybe for the oppressors’ and she was like ‘oppressors is a harsh word’ and this black guy near us just stares at her
Impressive and good are different things.
#Rufus makes himself look touchy and over-liberal in his inability to distinguish between jokes and real life
<3
Tonight
- Liz was God/Smokey the Bear
- The Declaration of Independence is officially a person
- Erin and I are in a polyamorous relationship with Oscar Wilde
- A Wild Turkey named Jamba Juice
- A giraffee named Fat Bastard
- My butt + the floor 5eva
- Tooth unbeliever, bedazzled wheelchair, Rufus’ centaur husband Glee Star, Liz’s shame-coloured broomstick
- I fell in love with the most beautiful stranger I have ever seen in my entire life and nothing you say will ever convince me that he was not perfect
- ~~~cOFEee~.&
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OH THIS MAKES ME SO NERVOUS because I’m going to forget someone important and I know it
Obviously the two loves of my life
Erin and
along with Katie
and Elizabeth, Shibi and Caroline and Victoria
and then some people I don’t really know but still adore are
AND THAT’S ALL NO MORE because there are so many splendid blogs and it’s too difficult
3: Current thoughts:
Maybe if I had just taken English Channel instead of Brest and made sure Austria didn’t take Budapest back and somehow convinced Devin to let me take Moscow and oh goodness that last fate card, I thought for sure that would help me I guess it did because I only lost by one but still the English Channel I mean I could have taken any part of the English homeland and….
20: A habit I wish I didn’t have:
I wish I could quit you, Rufus. Um, I don’t know. I wish that I could tell when I’ve said something to offend someone, because honestly sometimes I don’t understand right away.
34: Favourite Material Items:
My copy of Sherlock Homes that traveled Europe with me. My Macbook obviously because I’ve done a lot of writing on it. My velvet Victorian scarf from Urban Outfitters.
~A Few Realistic New Year’s Resolutions~
- Sleep at night sometimes
- Go to class sometimes
- Write something every day
- Become as big as my hair
- Remember other people also have feelings sometimes
- Try being an actress
- Get to England in September
~More Fantastical Resolutions~
- Create the definitive literary masterpiece of my generation and die in a haze of glory and vodka
- Marry Ben Whishaw
- Become an Animagus
- Time travel: Meet Oscar Wilde
1) Well, Erin.
2) Let’s be real, Karen Gillan because I would
3) Adele because badass
4) Noomi Rapace because face AND because badass
5) Kate Winslet because always
6) Mia Wasikowska because face
rufuspants ha contestado a tu publicación: megha-arora ha contestado a tu publicación:…
sweet sweet dicks in your mouth
1) This smoldering stud called Rufus
2) Benedict Cumberbatch
3) Ben Barnes
4) Ben Whishaw
5) David Tennant
6) ~Swedish boy~
Sorry I told you to get out earlier
I was sleeping.
And thanks for complimenting the Christmas lights hahaha
