Hi I’m Jacob BagofDicks* and I’m afraid of cuddles
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
THIS IS WAR
SOMEONE CALL THE RAJ
miranda was talking about how good the british empire was and i said ‘yeah maybe for the oppressors’ and she was like ‘oppressors is a harsh word’ and this black guy near us just stares at her
Impressive and good are different things.
#Rufus makes himself look touchy and over-liberal in his inability to distinguish between jokes and real life
OH THIS MAKES ME SO NERVOUS because I’m going to forget someone important and I know it
Obviously the two loves of my life
along with Katie
and then some people I don’t really know but still adore are
AND THAT’S ALL NO MORE because there are so many splendid blogs and it’s too difficult
3: Current thoughts:
Maybe if I had just taken English Channel instead of Brest and made sure Austria didn’t take Budapest back and somehow convinced Devin to let me take Moscow and oh goodness that last fate card, I thought for sure that would help me I guess it did because I only lost by one but still the English Channel I mean I could have taken any part of the English homeland and….
20: A habit I wish I didn’t have:
I wish I could quit you, Rufus. Um, I don’t know. I wish that I could tell when I’ve said something to offend someone, because honestly sometimes I don’t understand right away.
34: Favourite Material Items:
My copy of Sherlock Homes that traveled Europe with me. My Macbook obviously because I’ve done a lot of writing on it. My velvet Victorian scarf from Urban Outfitters.
~More Fantastical Resolutions~
1) Well, Erin.
2) Let’s be real, Karen Gillan because I would
3) Adele because badass
4) Noomi Rapace because face AND because badass
5) Kate Winslet because always
6) Mia Wasikowska because face
sweet sweet dicks in your mouth
1) This smoldering stud called Rufus
2) Benedict Cumberbatch
3) Ben Barnes
4) Ben Whishaw
5) David Tennant
6) ~Swedish boy~
Sorry I told you to get out earlier
I was sleeping.
And thanks for complimenting the Christmas lights hahaha